Wee wos sittin all snuggled wivs Da Momster yestyday , wee is lookin afta her cos her allergies is playin up n her has a sore face da poor old dearie. Wen Izyy letted out a mahoosive bark which did sets us all off, somefing had been shived frew da mailbox. Momster jumped up fast ( well as fast a lumpy sore faced Momster can ) a went to see wots it wos, it wos a paper sayin dat someone had TRIED to deliver a pawcel. Well no one had knocked on da door so Momster yanked open da front door to see da delivery man about to gets back in her van so her said to hims ‘ If yoo hads actually knocked yoo wood havs known I wos in ‘ so him stomped down our path an said to Momster ‘ Well give mee mi note back !’ den shoved a pawcel in Momsters hand. How rude jus cos hims is extra busy cos ovs da time ovs year dere is no needs fur hu-peeps to bee rude is dere ?
Anyways on to da pawcel, Momster bought it is an satted down wivs us , wee jumped on her n started trying to gets in da box cos it smelt deeeeeee-lishus. It dids smell ovs Schnauzer Izzy stops interuptin butts her is rite is dids smell ovs Schnauzer n wee all wanteds in spesully dat Izzy pest cos yoo knows wot her is likes ova a certain dashin Schnauzer who shall remain nameless …… JD hims name is JD Ohhh Izzy do not keep interuptin mee ! Now where wos mee ohh yes it wos indeeds from Mama Clare & JD & Max but it did havs pretty wrapped packages in fur all ovs us includin Da Popster so da mean Momster saids ‘NO yoo can havs dem on Crimbo day’ as yoo can imagines wee dids moan, whine, stamped our paws butt her remained firm wee is nots allowed to even havs a sniff till Crimbo.
Wee wos gonna sulk butts wee is startin to gets most excitamagated abouts Crimbo so wee just cants…………..bol.
Even tho wee is gettin excitamagted bouts Crimbo wee is still finkin bouts Miss Sandra & Da Houston Pittie Pack, wee is so veri proud ov bein part ovs such a wonderful , pawesome family dat is blogville. Yoo is such a great group ovs suppawtive n carin pups n peeps. Wee is sortin out our square fur da speshul quilt wee is debatin between a fluffy pink square or a square out ovs a jumper or a blankie ohhh wee is no goods at desishuns.
Well is off now to go helps Momster wrap anuvva pressie, wee holds da tape fur her so her neva loses da end.
Lov
Ronnii, Izzy & Uji
PeeS. Mee Lovs JD Veri Veri Muchly !!!!!!
Wow, what a rotten delivery peep person! I hope he gets a big lump of coal or squirrel poop in his stocking this year. Humf. Hey, I bet that is one sweet smelling pressie! I'm being forced to wait for the holiday for most of my goodies too. Boooooo. Oh well, the day will be worth it when it comes. Tell your Momster that I'm sorry she has the sickies and I'm sending her a whole truckload of my bestest healing vibes so she will be all better right away!
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Sarge, COP
Hmmmmm...Me wonders why all da delivery peeps are in such a bad mood dis time of da year. Dey should be runnin' round in elves suits or sometin!
ReplyDeleteWell I gots to say that I sure hope that your mail man has a better day. Sheesh how rude!
ReplyDeleteHope that your Mom feels lots better. All that lovin gots to help!
woos, Tessa
Hmmmm, I be assumin' sumbuddy loves JD...now wheres did I gets dat from. I just can't imagine your sweet momma not lettin' ya'lls open your gifts...what up withs dat? Sheez! Da Puddles must haves a chit chat withs her.
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That delivery dude needs a dose of the holiday spirit! Glad you got your delivery though!
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You mean you didn't open your packages? I would have ripped right into them. I have no patience (and either does my mom) when it comes to pressies. You doggies are most disciplined.
ReplyDeleteLove, Pip
When we get the pressies from our grandma and grandpa in New York we get to open them right away.
ReplyDeleteMaaayyybbbee, you can all sit together real pretty like,and look into your mommas eyes with all the love you have for her. She will get all squishy like inside and before you know it......The pressies are yours!
Wishing you and your family the Merriest of Christmases and the Best New Year ever.
Newfie hugs and kisses.
Leonardo, Grady and The Moms.
Moms can be mean like that, but just think of all the fun you're gonna have on Crimbo Day! Merry Crimbo!
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