Deportment Klass

Deportment is da manner in witch yoo carry yorself, mani years ago hu-peeps trained demselves to walk wvs grace by puttin fings on dere heads n walkin wivout droppin dem

Likes dis an

likes dis too, Butts most ovs us is smarter den da hu-peeps cos wee can do dis alreddy BUTTS wee forgets sometimes in our constant questin fur funs, fur chasin balls, fur gettin treets so dis is a reminder or refresher fur us all , mee included.

Fur da purpose ovs dis class mee will be usin some images witch may disturbs yoo so pleese bee brave okays.

Wen da hu-peeps is da kitchin mee is guilty ovs beggin fur treets YES MEE ! Dis is not seemly fur any dog ( see image beelow fur example )

Is dis not a most disturbin image ? See how pafetic dis kitty is lookin . No dog shood eva looks likes dis. Wen in da kitchin wee shood act aloofs as if wee does not care ifs wee gets a treet at all. Dat way da hu-peeps will finks dere is somefing wrong and offer us all manner ovs nommy fings to makes us feel bettasome. DIS DOES WORK ! ( mee tested it outs ).

Next ups wee has dis mud rollin, now wile wee all lovs to roll in da mud

an wee knows how goodly fur us mud is fur da skin da hu-peeps does jus nots get it ! Rollin in mud meens one fing fur dem……………………………………. BAFF-TIME ! Da ritual hoomilayshun ovs dogs dats dem is sooooo good ats.

See how Mbarrased hims is ?

 

Da shame writted all ovas dis girls face

Does dis Puddles looky likes look impressed ? Da answer is NO !  Da shame does not ends wivs da tub tho Oh No!

dems wrapps us in da most degradin fings

So yoo needs to bee clever n rolls in dry dirt NOTS in mud dereby foolin da hu-peeps into finkin yoo is all sweet n cleen. Wots dem does not see dems does not worri abouts.

Now wee has to cover a fing mee likes to call organical treets

Bunny treets

Deer treets

Sheep treets

Now wee all knows dese are yummisome butts da hu-peeps say wee has poop breff afta eatin em, now pawsonally mee cat see a problem wivs dat miselfs butts yoo knows wots dem hu-peeps is like. So yoo has to bee a likkle sneeky wen huntin fur dese nooy treets, don’t lets da hu-peeps spot yoo gobblin dem down n yoo can gets away wivs it ifs yoo is lucki.

A word ovs warnin tho do not eats da fox treets dem is most stinkisome n results in da dredded toofer brushin n BAFF TIME !

Remember to walks wivs grace n poise cos it does makes da hu-peeps looks more clumsified n ungainly den usual witch is always a good laffs fur us pups.

Now ifs yoo follow all dese rools yoo shood do fine, mee is pleesed wivs all ovs yoo an mee is proud to say yoo will all Graduate wivs honors so pleese accept dis Graduation Certificate/Badge for yor bloggy’s

 

Wivs Lov

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