Well yoo all knows about our Angel Sister Molly’s pigeon Percy rite ?
Well hims gavs us all a mahoosive surprise dis mornin wen we wented out to givs him his noms wivs Da Momster dis mornin cos in hims crate wos dis !
It turns outs Percy is reelly Persephone, nows dis likkle eggy will not eva becom a baby pigeon cos Persephone has no boyfuriend ( yet ) n our veri wise Aunty E sayd to takes da eggy out so her does nots all broodified which wood not bee goodly fur her n to givs her crushed eggy shells to makes ups her calsee-um cos her woods havs used lots ups to makes her own likkle eggy so wee has doned all ovs dat cos wee does lovs our Perci girl ( See how wee has shortened her name butts in a girly-fied way ).
Butts wee is so proud ovs our clever girl n is goin to gets her any speshul suppliments her mays needs now to makes sure her keeps nice n healfy.
Wots a surprise huh ?
Lovs
Da Krew
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