Oh Deer ! Momster says Mee is a Pickle !!!

Well mee is a pickle n dats fur sure ……. so Momster says aniways.. Mee dids getter home from da hopsital on Fryday nite wivs two medysins n some Aunti Biotikals, da vet laydee sayd her wos nots sure why mee dids puke bloods butts her suspekted mee hads eaten somefing mee shoodn’t havs……….. as if right ?

Dem dids stick a bog needle in mi leggy in da hopsital to givs mee fluids dem sayd it was a humvee or somefink it wos nots fun tho but it dids make mee feel a bit better, dem fed mee likkle bits but often n mee gotted lots ovs cuddle during da nite cos dem wos not busy n dem sayd mee wos a sweeti pie. Mee woods not pee fur dem tho nots until dem gived mee a nice pee mat in mi likkle housey dem mee gived dem lots ov pee pee…..BOL

Dem dids not want to let mee home till mee gav dem a turdle butts mee wos NOTS lettin dem havs dat fur anifink so dem letted mee come hom home as longs as Momster kept an eye out for mi turdle ( no worries dere her is a turdle freek, she puts dem in likkle bags n saves dem .. her is weeeeird ) so her told Sarah da vet laydee dat woods not bee a problem ats all. So mee finally gotted home n Izzy beest dids jumps mee but mee gotted a nip or two in on her nose n her dids back off. Izzy can bee a rite pain sometime yoo nose.

Aniways mee finally letted a turdle out on Satiday n guess wots Da pawrents dids ? Dem dids examine its reel close n dem dids find somefink, a real small sharp edged pebble !! Sarah da vet laydee sayd it wos probably da culprit fur mi pukins da bloods. SEE da pebble wos da culprit NOTS mee, it musta jumped into mi mouth wen mee wos not lookin… evil pebble is all mee can say.

Mee is feelin so much bettersome wivsout it n it gettin betterer n betterer now n lookin furward to tube steak bobbin fur howl-o-weenie so don’t furgets to pee mail mee yor photys fur dis eventy. Pee mail dem to coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom wee has hads some grate pics from Frankie, Ernie n Sarge butts wee wants lots more so gets snappin furiends.

Butts all mee has to say now is

DERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME

fANK YOO FUR ALL YOR KIND FORTS n PAWSITIVE VOBES FUR ME

Lotsa Lovs

Bean ( Missi )