Oh Deer ! Momster says Mee is a Pickle !!!

Well mee is a pickle n dats fur sure ……. so Momster says aniways.. Mee dids getter home from da hopsital on Fryday nite wivs two medysins n some Aunti Biotikals, da vet laydee sayd her wos nots sure why mee dids puke bloods butts her suspekted mee hads eaten somefing mee shoodn’t havs……….. as if right ?

Dem dids stick a bog needle in mi leggy in da hopsital to givs mee fluids dem sayd it was a humvee or somefink it wos nots fun tho but it dids make mee feel a bit better, dem fed mee likkle bits but often n mee gotted lots ovs cuddle during da nite cos dem wos not busy n dem sayd mee wos a sweeti pie. Mee woods not pee fur dem tho nots until dem gived mee a nice pee mat in mi likkle housey dem mee gived dem lots ov pee pee…..BOL

Dem dids not want to let mee home till mee gav dem a turdle butts mee wos NOTS lettin dem havs dat fur anifink so dem letted mee come hom home as longs as Momster kept an eye out for mi turdle ( no worries dere her is a turdle freek, she puts dem in likkle bags n saves dem .. her is weeeeird ) so her told Sarah da vet laydee dat woods not bee a problem ats all. So mee finally gotted home n Izzy beest dids jumps mee but mee gotted a nip or two in on her nose n her dids back off. Izzy can bee a rite pain sometime yoo nose.

Aniways mee finally letted a turdle out on Satiday n guess wots Da pawrents dids ? Dem dids examine its reel close n dem dids find somefink, a real small sharp edged pebble !! Sarah da vet laydee sayd it wos probably da culprit fur mi pukins da bloods. SEE da pebble wos da culprit NOTS mee, it musta jumped into mi mouth wen mee wos not lookin… evil pebble is all mee can say.

Mee is feelin so much bettersome wivsout it n it gettin betterer n betterer now n lookin furward to tube steak bobbin fur howl-o-weenie so don’t furgets to pee mail mee yor photys fur dis eventy. Pee mail dem to coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom wee has hads some grate pics from Frankie, Ernie n Sarge butts wee wants lots more so gets snappin furiends.

Butts all mee has to say now is

DERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME

fANK YOO FUR ALL YOR KIND FORTS n PAWSITIVE VOBES FUR ME

Lotsa Lovs

Bean ( Missi )

Too Quiet, Power Of The Paw

Wee has woked ups to a house dat is too quiet…… Why is our house so quiet wee heer yoo ask ? Well it is cos our Missi Bean has hads to spend da nite at da vet hopsital. Her dids havs some pukin yestyday witch had lotsa blood in so Momster n Popster rushed her to da hopsital were dem did keep her in, her has beened on a drip all nite for fluids, aniti pukin meds, antacids and aunty biotikals. Momster has spoked to da nurse late last nite and dis mornin an Bean is doin well an ifs her goes da day wivout ani more pukin hers can come home tonite. YIPPEEE.

Wee does not likes it heer wivout her, her may bee small but her has da most mahoosive pawsonality goin, her finks her is a big dawg like Mango wos, wee nose her is onli a pipsqueek butts wee lets her fink her is relentlessly hooj ceptin wen her wants to lay all ova us.

Wee nose our Bean will bee jus fin n dandy cos our vet n hopsital is jus pawesome butts a likkle power ovs da paw cant hurt at all so pleese keeps her in yor forts .

COME HOME SOON BEAN WEE DOES MISS YOO SO MUCHLI !

Lov

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy n Hiro

Oh Deer

Mee Izzy has jus comed acks from seein Mr Anthony mi vet man, Moomi has beened worried bouts mee cos mee has gotted a enlarged sore lookin nip nip n da rest ovs dem is a its swolled ups too plus mee has doned a couple ovs tiddles in da house witch mee NEVA does n mee has hads some veri horrids fing goin on wen mee used mi poop shooter.

So offs wee wented tonites to see da loverly Anthony ats Barrow Hill Vets n hims hads a goodly looks at mee. Hims sayds its nuffin to worry abouts mee is jus havin a phantom pregnancy, mee coods havs hormonikal meds to stops it butts wivs mi epi meds n fings Moomi dids nots finks dis wos a grate idea n as mee is takin its all in mi strides wee woods jus waits it out. Butts mee is gonna go in fur a laydee-ectomy in March so dis does nots happens again. Moomi says mee has enuffs to deel wivs wots wiv da Seizure Monsta so mee can do wivouts seesons n phantoms fings too. Mee agrees wivs dat !

 

Uji wos soo stoopids wen hims founds out …. hims sayd mee has bein doin ruderys wivs ghosties

…………… some pups is jus SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dafts

Lovs

Izzy Schnauzer-Jones