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Ohh Mi Stars !!!!!

Izzy here mee has had da most wondyfools suprise todays a mahoosive pawcel cames n it wos addresed to mee !!!
 
 

 

It dids smell most pawesome ands it smelt ovs boy dog dat wos not Uji, it did smell ovs bigger boy dogs and ovs handsome boy dogs. Mi curiousness dids gets da better ovs mee n mee yelled fur Moomi to open it cos it wos stucked down too hard fur mee to open so Moomi gotted a nife an carefully opened it fur me.
Dere nestlin in da top wos somefing wivs mi name on

 
So mee carefully dids open dat n inside wos a most bee-yoo-tee-us card jus fur me from mi veri own

 
most handsome JD. Mee not lettin yoo see insides tho cos thats jus fur mee n JD butts it is most romantical.
Wait cos dere is more !

 
See all dese most stunnin n pretty wrapped pawcels , how much work dids mi JD puts into wrappin dem up jus fur mee ? Mee has neva hads a pawcel jus fur mee befor so mee has da uber happis.
 
Mee started wivs dis one cos it dids try to escape mi likkle paws by rollin offs da couch

 
It hads YUMMY noms in its n Uji sayd dem is delish so wee hads to try dem n him wos rite dem is uber delish.

 
Next mee dids open dis one cos it did feel intrestin

 
It is da most prettisome girl heart collar, it will always reminds mee ovs JD n how much wee does lov each ova.

 
Dis one wos soft n squidgy so it wos da next one mee dids open

 
Its a cuddly piggle fur mee to snuggle wivs n guess wot ? It has 9 squeakies in its yes you hearded mee 9 !!!!

 
Dis one dids rattle in a most curious way

 
Ohhhh Mi ROMANTICAL choccies , mee dids swoon n nearly fainted at dese !

 
Anuvver long one which dids feel most strange.

 
OH MI DOGNESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
DIAMONDS & PEARL jus fur me OH WOW ! ! ! ! Is mee jus da luckiest girl yoo eva dids know ?
dats not all also attached to dis most magnificent speshul occashun collar is a likkle heart charm.

 
 
 
 
Mee dids get Moomi to takes 3 photys just in case yoo cood not see wot it does say. Mee dont finks mee has eva been so happi as mee is now. Not only is mee luvved beyond mi wildest dreems, Uji is homes again and now dis most mind blowin pawcel froms da lov ov mi life. Life does not gets ani betta yoo know . Fank yoo so so so so so so so so so much JD yoo is most kind , generous n carin an da bestest boyfuriend a girl cood wish fur.
Ohh mee nearly forgotted dere wos one more pawcel

 
Dis one wos fur Moomi

 
Extra speshul tootsie warmers fur Moomi's cold tootsies  now dem wont bee cold no more YAY !
See how fortful mi guy is ? No wonda mee lovs hims as mush as mee does.
JD dis is fur yoo
 
Mee lovs yoo more den yoo will eva know.
Mi heart is yors fur eva n always.
Lovs, licks n snuggles Yor Own
Izzy
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Wots Da Vet Man Dids Say

Well DML spoked to da vet man abouts Ronnii’s see-sons and hims finks it will bee best fur sissy Ronnii to havs her whowhoectomy afta all so her is havin it done in a months time. DML is most worried fur sissy cos is nots a youngster buts mee has tolds her dat sissy Ronnii is a feisty gal n will do bee jus fine butts yoo know wot hoo-peeps are likes speshully DML her is such a worry wort. Mee n Izzy will looks afta Ronnii n spoil her …….no bouncin, no runnin, no jumpin, nuffin stren-yoo-us hers will just bee mades to tales fings easy. Mee even promises too behave miself completely……… cos even tho Ronnii moans ats mee a lot mee luvs her big muchly.

So dere yoo has it mi sissy has to has her hoperation afta all !

Wee has done somefing uber excitamagatin fur us…………. wee dids order sopper speshul Crimbo Cards fur dis year n wee is mega, uber happi-some bouts it dem is sooooooo kewl, dey havs a piccy ovs a puggle on dem and all ovs our photys too dem is gonna bee da mutts nutts wen dem arrives.

Wee has neva hads our own speshul Crimbo Cards befor butts Ronnii sayd her n Angel Richie gots so many from all ovs blogville last year dat wee HAD to do some dis year n mee finks her is most rites about dat. Her may bee a grumble bum butt her has some wisdom in that shaggy noggin ovs hers yoo know, guess dats jus one ovs da reesons wee all all luvs her SOOOOOOOOOOO much !

 

Sissy Ronnii sayd dis should havs mi photy on it……………hers is a cheeky fing dontcha fink ?

Luv

Uji

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