Wee dids wins a prize in da Mi Peeps A Flake Event, Mee wos soooo excitamagated mee dids da happi dance rounds da lounge n Uji n Moomi laffed at mee butts mee did not cares a bit cos mee has neva wonned anyfing befors WOOHOO , YIPPEE, YAY an ZIPPITI YIPPITI WOOZOOO !
Fank Yoo Soooo much to evryones whoo pawticpated n to da event organisers n da prize donators it wos so much funs lettin yoo all knows wots wee has to put ups wivs livin here…..BOL.
Wee has been a bits nawty todays wee dids hav a pawcel come to our house n wee watched while Moomi reorganamised de drawer n da cupboard wivs all our treets in ( it wos treets in da pawcel ) den wee dids hatch a plan
In dis Drawer wee havs Cow Hooves in da middle, in da bottom rite wee havs ostrich stickies, aboves dem is Roast chicken skin, aboves dat is markies, in da tub wivs da red lid is mini biscuit bones, in da tub wivs da gold lid is Polenta fur ifs wee gets upset tummies, next to dat is lamb sausages, under da cow hoof bag is sushi rolls n hidin rite under da bag is Uji’s speshul minty bones dat him finks wee dont know abouts….Bol. Dere is some ova fings like Yumega oil, fish oil n charcoal tablets fur Ronnii’s tooty butt butts wee wos nots intrested in dem fings.
Onto our diabolikal plan……………… Wee wos plannin a raids on ‘ DA DRAWER ‘, wee cided dat ifs one ovs us distractified Moomi da ova two cood gets in n snaffle treets !!!
Okays so den Ronnii wented ova by da back door an her dids whine in hers bestest whiniest voice fur Moomi to take her into da garden which ov course her did dat wen mee n Uji dids strike cos her hads lefted ‘ DA DRAWER’ open…………… Silly Moomi.
Wee snucked in all silent n Ninja likes n wee sniffed outs wot wee wos after n den wee dids strike ( well mee struck Uji wented all goods on mee ).
Mee stuck mi head rite in dat bag ovs hoofs n mee chosed a mahoosive one n mee dids run offs wivs it quick fast n mee hided it behind a couch cushun.
Moomi dids not havs a clue, den mee wented n sat by da back door as ifs mee wanted to go potty so Moomi came out wivs mee ( silly her still hads ‘DA DRAWER’ open ) dats wen Robber Ronnii made hers raid on behalfs ovs doglets evrywhere
Whood ovs thunk dat Miss Goody Paws wood makes such a fantabulus crook ? Her hided her hoof under her blankie ( smart move ) n Mee n Moomi came in n her still wos none da wiser.
Wee had pulled its off our darin n dastardly plan n wee had managed to snaffle 3 hoofs between us two girls, Ronnii snaffled a double one so Uji dids not miss outs.
Da silly boy tried to snaffle one while Moomi wos in da kicthen n him gots busted by hers butt him wos lucky cos him dids not get tolded off
Butts him will neva makes a robber poor lad.
Now befor mee goes can yoo all send mi JD some healin vibes even tho him dods not any xtracshuns wivs hims dental yestyday him has a very hurty throat today n is in pains, mee hates dat mi guy is all hurtin cos mee does lovs him so muchly so Popwer ovs da Paw fur mi guy pleese. Fank Yoo
Lotsa Lovs
Izzy …………….da Fantum Hoof Snatcher
