Wots a year it has beened, our pack has growned a lots not jus wivs nu siblins butts wivs bruvva in laws, Mama in laws & Husbands. It sure nuff has beened a year to r’member !!!!!
Wee woods likes to wish all our furiends n dere famlys a veri happisome, helfy, joyous 2013. Wee does lovs yoo all veri muchli indeeds.
Wivs much lovs
Uji, Izzy Schnauzer-Jones, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro, Momster & Popster
Hmmm Uji ere again da ovas arr all snoozin, Izzy is all blissed n floaty froms her hunnymoon wivs her sooper hubster as her calls JD ( da rest ovs us jus calls him Bro ), Her syad dere wos lots ovs snuggles n smoochies n noms in da lov bug bed dis mornin butts her is not sayin ani more den dat butts her has a most mahoosive smile on her face. Wee cood not bee happier fur her, she deserves all da happiness in da worlds cos her is such a speshul sista.
Dis photy says it all reelly …. hers is uber blissed donts yoo finks?
As fur mee well mee dids get a likkle worse fur wear last nites, dem acontinis sure nuff packed a punch
Mee wos nots da onli one tho Likle Pesty Pants Hiro gots somwot smashed last nite altho wee donts no how cos all da barkeeps wos warned to onli gives him soft drinks afta da kaos hims created ats da stag doo. Wee finks hims wos sneekin rounds slurpin evryone elses drinks wens dem wos nots lookin or wens dem wos dancin. Hims is certainly sufferin fur its today n it surves hims rite reelly. Lets hopes him learns hims lesson dis time.
Wen Hiro gots home him jus dids dis ^
Dis wos hims dis mornin ^
Dis is hims NOW ^ !!!!
Missi bless her wos pooped froms all da dancin hers did n her just conked outs wivs Hiro last nites
Her likkle paws is still sore todays butts at least her head isnts !
As fur Da Zigster , hims hads a ball dancin himself silly wivs evryone, eatin lots n drinkin in moderayshun ( hims is a smart one dat boy ) so him feels pretti goodly today jus tired froms hims veri late nite
So hims n Missi is jus snoozin togevva.
Dids yoo all see how wild our pal Joey dids get, hims danced da Conga, da Can-Can, hims break danced n hims whirled hims date da loverly Miss Shrew arounds dat dance floor all nite long
Hims paws is deffo sufferin fur it todays tho butts him sayd it wos worth it becos da loverly Miss Shrew had a grand time.
Hims does keep day dreemin abouts her n starin into space butts one can hardly blames hims her is a gawjuss laydee.
Well dats about it froms mee , mee finks mee needs to go n snooze again now. Mee hopes yoo is all recoverin from last nites n nones ovs yoo is sufferin too muchly
Lovs
UJi
C’mon evry ones lets hits dis dance floor
OMD dids anione else see Puddles fly bi wivs wots looked like a small hairy hairless cresty pup on her back den ?
Miss Pepper woods yoo care fur a dance or two? Mee fancies cuttin a rug fur a whiles now. Well ats least untils it is times fur da Bride n Groom to slips aways fur dere Hunnymoons.
Mee nose wee will all wants to waves da happisome couple offs to dere wondyfuls romantikals nite
Ohh dats wos good butts now fur one ovs mi all time favs
Phew mee needs to hits da ar now mee is parched. Bacontinis fur evryones barkeep pleese n ones fur yorself too.
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Mee is gonna winds ups da blog postin now so dat mee can enjoys da rest ovs da nite wivs all mi pals n Da Bride n Groom…………………..
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well Frankie dids givs a rousin speech
n ifs ani one nose da sekrets ovs a happisome marriage it woods bee our pal Frankie fur sure.
Da Best Man is now abouts to speek, so pray silence fur Max
Wow wots a stonkin speech Max
It's now time for the bridegroom's speech.
It's the part of the day I have dreaded,
but convention decrees I must do it.
It's the price that you pay to get wedded.
Conventional speeches are boring
I can't think of much that is worse
So I've decided to flout convention
And deliver this speech all in verse!
To assist you in keeping awake
And staying quite fully alert
I intend this speech to resemble
An extremely short mini skirt
Just long enough to cover
The things that I'd like revealing
But short enough to attract
Your attention because it's appealing
I'll keep this speech very short
And I trust you'll not find that I'm wrong
As King Henry VIII said to his wives
I shall not be keeping you long.
Well the wait to get wed is now over
Our day has arrived at last
The planning is finished - it all went OK
But how did the time go so fast
All you guests have so kindly gathered
To witness the events of today
And I find myself feeling nervous
About making a speech in this way
My nerves have been jangling this morning
My stomachs been churning away
Because making a speech in public
Is not something you do every day
It's not the first time today I assure you
That I've needed to rise from my seat
With some sheets of paper in my hand
And a feeling that all's not complete
My task is now to express our thanks
On behalf of myself and my wife
And the biggest thanks are due to you all
For sharing this day in our life
With special thanks to those friends
Who've come here from so far away
We are delighted to have you here with us
It has really made our day
With the formal ceremony now complete
At last we are husband and wife
To love and cherish but not obey
Each day for the rest of our life
You can't imagine how happy it's made me
It is truly a wonderful thing
And I''m feeling oh so very proud
To be wearing this wedding ring.
I'm told that a secret of marriage
And for us men a good rule of thumb
Is whenever you're wrong just admit it
And on the rare times your right just stay shtum!
To me Izzy is beautiful
She's understanding, gentle and smart
With a lovely sweet caring nature
That truly touches your heart
She's all that a man could wish for
A partner that's truly exciting
I could go on and on with such plaudits
But I just cannot read Izzy's writing!
Joking apart - on a serious note
I just meant every last word
And I'm now about to repeat it
To make sure that everyone heard
To me Izzy is beautiful
She's understanding, gentle and smart
With a lovely sweet caring nature
That truly touches my heart
She's all that I could wish for
A partner that's truly exciting
They're not Izzy's - they are my words
And it's definitely in my writing!
So now that I've made it quite clear
That my words were what I meant
It's time for a toast - so please be upstanding
All of you ladies and gents
It's not just a wife that I've gained
but a loving family for free
And I am truly grateful for the way
You have warmly welcomed me
Now I trust that my lovely Izzy
Will not feel uncomfortably coy
When we all drink a toast -
TO IZZY - MY NEW BRIDE AND JOY!
Oh Mi floof n fuzz dats wos jus pawsome JD !!!!
Now ifs yoo donts mind mee woods likes to say a few wordets
JD dude, yoo has made mi sista Izzy so veri happisome wee cannots even begin to describes how yoo has completeds her. Our lives got even better wen yoo entered her life, becos her is happier her is nicer to evryone arounds her. Wee nose wots a genuinely wondyfuls guy yoo is n wee is veri, veri proud n joyus to welcomes yoo into our mad famly. Wee is over da moon dats da Schnauzer-Jones’s and Da Ross-Walker packs is united bi dis most fantabulous union. So pleese wood evryones raise dere glasses to our UNITED FAMLIES
Lastly mee woods likes to Fanks evryone involved in makin dis day so speshul, Young Ernie doned a pawesome job as Ring Bearer
Da Beautious Bridesmaids
Mayzie
Bella
Boy dat girl can bust some moves
Amber
and Lily
Laydees yoo all looked so lushus wee is sures yoo will havs all da boys afta yoo’s now. Fank yoo all fur makin dis day even more speshul fur Izzy n JD.
A Huuj fank yoo to Sydney Marmaduke Goaddard fur hims fantastikal Usherin skills
A sooper dooper Fank Yoo to Pip fur sendin such gawjuss blooms to da Bride , her wos so ova da moon wivs dem
Laydees Pip happily has joined us todays butt him is onli available fur sow dances tonites okays .
Lastly Puddles, yor service n reedin wos jus divine, wee nose yoo as a pawty princess butts yoo has anuvver sides to yoo wen it comes to yor preachyfyin. Puddles Yoo is pawesome Fank yoo fur such an amazin service.
Now dats all da speechifyin ova it now times to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… PAWTY
Rite dats da drinkies covered now fur da NOMS
Pigs in Blankies
A Bacon housey
Momster nommisome Baked Ham
A speshul dish fur our spehul furiend Pip
Jazzi’s Fav Taco’s
Hot dogs
Liver Cake
Roasty Turkey
Steak Pie
Cheetos
More Pigs in Blankies
Toad in da Hole
Cheese n Krakers
Nommilishus cakes
Jello
Pupcakes
and Cheesecake too
Nows eat, drinks n bee Merrisome befur Izzy’s likkle surprise fur JD n da speechifyin
