Weddin Posty 4

 

May wee direkts yoo all to Frankies pawesome post fur today HERE befur wee go ani further .

Wivouts furver ado wee has da cakie to cuts

Dis gawjuss creayshun wos made bi our own Missi hoo newed her wos soooooo talenteds.

Mee n Ziggles dids sets ups da disco fur later on

Butts fur nows DA BUFFET is OPENS

Wee has lots to eats n drinks

 

3 diff’rent types ovs Bud jus fur Puddles

wee has nots forgotted da youngest guest wee has soft drinkies too ( HIRO take notes DIS MEENS YOO & ERNIE )

an fur da laydees wee havs a speshul treet BACONTINI’S

Now may wee ask yoo to raise yor glasses, bottles n bowls

‘To Da Bride n Groom, Mr * Mrs Schnauzer-Jones’

Weddin posty 3

Evry ones is reddy now

Da groom is neelin down

Hiro mee nose dats wos yoo, yor a veri nawty pup indeeds……….Bol

Da Bride sits

and wee all waits fur Preacher Puddles to start

Ahem da Preacher is somewots distrakteds……..Bol ! Oy Puddles wee is all waitin on yoo.

*Puddles Cleers her froat’

 

“Family and friends, I welcome you to dis beautiful day of celebration. - JD and Izzy – has invited us to shares in their declaration of lifelong commitment to each udder. We has all had da privilege of knowing JD and Izzy furst as individuals and then laters as a couple. We has witnessed our furiends love blossom. Your blessings, support, and encouragement, and furiendship is important to dis marriage, not only now, but in the days and years to come. Cuz heres in Blogville we support everybuddy furevers.
Amidst da turmoil in da world, all of life's struggles and concerns, it is with great joy that we pause to affirm the power of love. As we gather to witness the marriage of – JD and Izzy - we also celebrate the blessings we all cherish in our personal relationships. This ceremony calls us all to renew our faith in love and commitment to one anudder. “

A Reading from Preacher Puddles nows

Humans have never understood the power of Love, for if they had they would surely have built noble temples and altars and offered solemn sacrifices; but this is not done, and most certainly ought to be done, since Love is our best friend, our helper, and the healer of the ills which prevent us from being happy. . . . So ancient is the desire of one another which is implanted in us, reuniting our original nature, making one of two, and healing the state of humankind. And when one of us meets our other half, we are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy.
(from Plato's "Symposium")

Now Izzy please say your vows to JD

JD Mee promises to bee dere fur yoo frew unwanted grooming sessions, wet woozles n tummy upsets and mee will bee dere fur all da good fings too likes walkies on da beach, nommin on hoofs & antlers an wotchin sunrises togevva. Mee will lovs yoo fur all da good times n da not so good times, mee will lovs yoo come rain, sun, snow & hail. Yoo has completed mee, mee always felt somefing wos missin in mi life n da day mee met yoo mee founds out wot is wos dat wos missin it wos YOO mi darling. Mi life has nu meenin now wiv yoo to share it wivs mee n wiv yoo bi mi side. Yoo are mi soul mate n mee will lovs yoo until da end ovs time. Dis is da proudest n most happiest day ov mi life. Fank Yoo fur makin mi life pawfect.

JD now for your vows

Dear Izzy - from the moment I first saw FH I just knew - KNEW - I was meant to be her puppy for life. So I chose her and life was wonderful, especially because the MH she turned up with then chose my twin brofur! But I thought that was it - that I would simply be FH's puppy. And I was content with that - until I saw you! The moment I saw you I felt so happy and giddy and ooh so wonderful! And then you spoke and you were so cute and so witty and so compassionate and at that moment I knew - KNEW (as I had before) - that there could be SO much more! There could be YOU! You were - and always will be - the only girl for me! Every day I love you more. When I look at the moon I see you! When I watch the sun rise over the sea I see you! When I eat cheese I'm only thinking of you! When I snooze on my honkypuss I'm dreaming of you! You are my one true love and you understand that my bro' Max is also part of the deal with me! Today you make me the happiest hound in the whole world when you become my wife! I will spend my life trying to make you happy - your loving schnauzer, JD. xxx

Nows, it is withs da great pleasure to anounce JD and Izzy, husband and wife. Okays, nows I goes to da reception (finally) You may now Kiss Your Bride JD

 

YIPPEE 3 CHEERS FOR MR & MRS SCHNAUZER-JONES

HIP HIP HORAAY

HIP HIP HORAAY

HIP HIP HORAAY

 

Weddin Posty 2

 

Preacher Puddles is reddy

Lookin mitey purty too may wee adds.

Da Usher Sydney is helpin da guests to dems seets

Da Groom JD is waitin lookin so handsome n dashin

Oh Oh da Brides car has arriveds

Okays time fur da music to starts

Here comes DA BRIDE

Weddin Posty No 1

 

Okays pups n peeps Uji ere postin fur da bride n groom , da scene is all sets , da guests is ats da church, Preacher Puddles is all reddy

Da Bridesmaids is lookin stunnin

Beeyooteeus Bella jus looks divine donts yoo finks ?

 

Loverly Lily ( our Facebark furiend) Looks happisome n stunnin too

 

Adorable Amber lookin fantabulous in Pink

 

Maid ovs Honor Marvylus Mayzie looks da mutts nutts in her Crimbo ensemble ( her dress dids nots arrives in time sadly Wee finks da USA posty-peeps has losted its ).

 

Da ring earer is sets

How handsome is Ernie ? How growned up hims looks too.

Da groom looks dashin in hims Blue cravat n hims bruvva Max looks dapper as well dontcha finks ?

Da Bride gettin some last minute Weddin advice from Da Popster

Quicky Pre Weddin posty

 

Mee ( Izzy ) is runni a bit lates due to mi Momster ( bein old n infirm ) not get ups until 30 minutes agocos ovs her bein useless so pleese bear wivs mee.

 

Also ifs yoo still wants to sends us photys to use yoo can sends dem to coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom

Fank Yoo from da nervous bride

It’s Da Big Day Tomorrow

 

Izzy’s dress nearly finished , almost evry bridesmaid has dere dress ( Mayzie’s has nots arriveds yet butts wee is hopin it gets dere todays ).

Ifs yoo has ani photys fur us fur Izzy & JD’s Weddin Events tomorrow pleese peemail dems to Momster todays to dis address coyote(DOT)ugly2010(AT)gmail(DOT)com. Wee is all gettin most excitamagateds bouts dis wondrous event butts wee ( Izzy’s siblins ) is kinda sads dats her name will nots bee da same at ours butts wee undeystands dats her wants to havs her beloveds name.

Wee do hopes yoo will joins us fur dis happy occasion, wee will bee havin its here in blogville and on Facebark HERE  , wee is lookin furward to a wondyfuls celebrayshun ovs lov n happiness wis good noms, lots ovs drink n grate music an fantabulous company

 

Lovs

Da K Krew

xxxxxxx

A Merrisome Crimbo

To all ovs our Blogville famly, wee wishes yoo all da Merriest ovs Merri Crimbos n A Happsiome, Healfy, Peesfull 2013.
Now go noms, slurps n bee happisome wivs all yor lovved ones
Wivs Much lovs
Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro, Momma Tea & Popster
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Black & White Suniday

 

 

Momster had a earli Crimo wivs her twolegger n her pawrents n bruvva today cos her two legger is goin to his pa’s fur Crimbo . Dis is a photy ovs him n Doogie

 

Wee calls it    ‘ 1 Boy n hims Dawg ‘

Pip needs Power Ov Da Paw

 

 

Wee hads a peemail from Pip’s  Mama Kristin tonites, our deerest furiend is veri poorli, dat heart ovs hims dats is so fulls ovs lovs fur hims famly n hims furiends is feelin a bits tired not worky rites now. Mama Kristin is obviusly veri veri veri worrids fur her boy. She dids asks ifs wee coods all sends lots ovs Power ovs Da Paw fur hims, wee sayd ovs corse wee woods so wee is sendin our strongest healin vibes, our bestest pawsitive forts an our veri goodliest prayers hims way.

Wot wee wood likes is ifs all ovs Pips deer furiends cood do da same n lets Mama Kristin nose yoo is all finkin ovs Pip n her n da family rites nows. Wot makes it even more hard fur Mama Kristin is her Dad is sick too so maybe Power ovs Da Paw woods works fur him to wot do y’all finks ? Wee is doin it aniways cos it can’t hurts can it !

So pleese go to PIPS BLOG n leeves dem a likkle word or two to lets dem nose yoo is rootin fur our deer Pip.

GETS BETTERSOME SOON PIP , WEE LOVS YOO SO MUCHLY

 

Da K Krew

Wee has a useless assistant

Wee must say sorri wee is nots arounds much ats da moment wee is hopin to bee back like wee used to veri soons. Our assistant is nots da bestest ats da moments cos her fibromidoodah is reelly actin ups, her has nu seizure meds witch makes her sleepisome, Izzy n Missi are both in season n wivs likkle Hiro here too its all a bit much fur da poor ol deer. Her really is gettin on in yeers nows, wee dids finks abouts tradin her in fur a younger model butts wee dont finks wee cood fink one dat wood givs us most ovs da room on da couch or sleep in awkward posishuns in bed so dats wee wos comfy so wee gaved up on dat idea.

Hopefulli normal service will bee resumed befur Izzy n JD’s Weddin

 

Lovs

Da K Krew

xxxxxxxxx

Wordless Wensday

Hims is Ere

OHHHHHH

Tomorrows is da day …………………………. wotch dis space !

VERI IMPAWTANT ANNOUNMENTS

 

Dis wots Momster says abouts wrappin gifts wivs us arounds

Wrapping Presents With The K Krew

1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.

2. Get tape back from Missi.

3. Remove scissors from Ziggy’s mouth.

4. Open box.

5. Take Missi out of box.

6. Remove tape from Izzy’s mouth.

7. Take scissors away from Missi.

8. Put present in box.

9. Remove present from Uji’s mouth.

10. Put back in box after removing Missi from box.

11. Take scissors from Ziggy & sit on them.

12. Remove Missi from box & put on lid.

13. Take tape away from Izzy.

14. Unroll paper.

15. Take Missi OFF box.

16. Cut paper being careful not to cut Missi's foot or nose that is getting the way as she "helps".

17. Let Missi tear paper remaining to be cut.

18 Take Missi off box.

19. Wrap paper around box.

20. Remove Missi from box & take wrapping paper from her mouth.

21. Tell Uji to hold tape so he will stop stealing it.

22. Take scissors away from Missi.

23. Take tape Uji is holding.

24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from Ziggy & sitting on them again.

25. Fend off Missi trying to steal tape & tape another spot.

26. Take bow from Izzy.

27. Go get roll of wrapping paper Missi ran off with.

28. Take scissors from Ziggy who took them when you got up.

29. Give pen to Uji to hold so he stops licking your face.

30. Remove Missi from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.

31. Take now soggy bow from Missi & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.

32. Take pen from Uji, address tag & affix while Missi tries to eat pen.

33. Grab present before Missi opens it & put away.

34. Clean up mess Missi & Ziggy made playing tug-of-war with roll of wrapping paper.

35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell The K Krew what good helpers they are.

Its Missi’s Furst Crimbo

Black and White Suniday