Wrapping Presents With The K Krew
1. Gather presents, boxes, paper, etc. in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from Missi.
3. Remove scissors from Ziggy’s mouth.
4. Open box.
5. Take Missi out of box.
6. Remove tape from Izzy’s mouth.
7. Take scissors away from Missi.
8. Put present in box.
9. Remove present from Uji’s mouth.
10. Put back in box after removing Missi from box.
11. Take scissors from Ziggy & sit on them.
12. Remove Missi from box & put on lid.
13. Take tape away from Izzy.
14. Unroll paper.
15. Take Missi OFF box.
16. Cut paper being careful not to cut Missi's foot or nose that is getting the way as she "helps".
17. Let Missi tear paper remaining to be cut.
18 Take Missi off box.
19. Wrap paper around box.
20. Remove Missi from box & take wrapping paper from her mouth.
21. Tell Uji to hold tape so he will stop stealing it.
22. Take scissors away from Missi.
23. Take tape Uji is holding.
24. Quickly tape one spot before taking scissors from Ziggy & sitting on them again.
25. Fend off Missi trying to steal tape & tape another spot.
26. Take bow from Izzy.
27. Go get roll of wrapping paper Missi ran off with.
28. Take scissors from Ziggy who took them when you got up.
29. Give pen to Uji to hold so he stops licking your face.
30. Remove Missi from present & hurriedly slap tape on to hold the paper on.
31. Take now soggy bow from Missi & tape on since the sticky stuff no longer sticks.
32. Take pen from Uji, address tag & affix while Missi tries to eat pen.
33. Grab present before Missi opens it & put away.
34. Clean up mess Missi & Ziggy made playing tug-of-war with roll of wrapping paper.
35. Put away rest of wrapping supplies & tell The K Krew what good helpers they are.
NOW this is a very COMPREHENSIVE and totally hilarious list. THANKS fur the grrrreat chuckle.
ReplyDeleteBOL funny. Wrapping, scissors, tape and dogs is a defo no-no. Have a super Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly.
OMD...OMD....Me ain't seen Mom laughin' so hard all week. Me don't nose why her is laughin cause dat's what happens here too. Ain't dat da way it supposed to be????? At our house it be Shelby who keep stealing everyting. Dat girl always has sometin in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteWe still on blog breaky but just had to tell you how much we enjoyed your posty today.
Too Funny! Mom wraps all da pressies on da dinin' room table AND her blocks off da room so we can only watch her do it...da nerve! ;)
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
We like 8 & 9
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
A-hahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have your own rule book when it comes to wrapping gifts :)
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Mom laughed and laughed and laughed!
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