Weddin Post 6

 

Well Frankie dids givs a rousin speech

n ifs ani one nose da sekrets ovs a happisome marriage it woods bee our pal Frankie fur sure.

Da Best Man is now abouts to speek, so pray silence fur Max

 

Ladies and gentlepups - may I have your attention please? *taps glass with spoon!* Hello? Hello - it is me, Maxie, best pup and I'd like to say a few words....
Ladies and gentlepups, I'd like to thank all of you for being here today, especially those of you who knew that I'd be saying a few words - it’s very touching that you still decided to come! This is actually the first time I have made a speech and it is true when they say that’s its nerve racking. I only feel slightly better knowing that I am not the only person in the room who is apprehensive, but then again she has just married my brofur, he he he!
I would just like to wish my brofur all the best in this new part of his life he has just started with his beautiful new wife Izzy! Welcome to our family Izzy - we are beyond delighted that you - and let's face it, your family - are now part of the schnauzer-jones clan! I'd always wanted a bigger family - JD tried to oblige on my desire for a bigger family but sadly he got the wrong end of the stick and thought that becoming a giant miniature schnauzer was what I meant - he he he! But thanks bro' - it's the thought that counts!
Could I please ask everyone to raise your glasses with me and toast the happy couple. I give you - my brofur JD and his beautiful wife Izzy!

Wow wots a stonkin speech Max

 

Ladies and gentlepups! *taps glasses again!* It's Maxie, the best pup again! May I have your attention please - the groom would also like to say a few words....he is very nervous about this speech - and so am I must admit because we wrote it together!! Take it away JD........

 

It's now time for the bridegroom's speech.
It's the part of the day I have dreaded,
but convention decrees I must do it.
It's the price that you pay to get wedded.

Conventional speeches are boring
I can't think of much that is worse
So I've decided to flout convention
And deliver this speech all in verse!

To assist you in keeping awake
And staying quite fully alert
I intend this speech to resemble
An extremely short mini skirt

Just long enough to cover
The things that I'd like revealing
But short enough to attract
Your attention because it's appealing

I'll keep this speech very short
And I trust you'll not find that I'm wrong
As King Henry VIII said to his wives
I shall not be keeping you long.

Well the wait to get wed is now over
Our day has arrived at last
The planning is finished - it all went OK
But how did the time go so fast

All you guests have so kindly gathered
To witness the events of today
And I find myself feeling nervous
About making a speech in this way

My nerves have been jangling this morning
My stomachs been churning away
Because making a speech in public
Is not something you do every day

It's not the first time today I assure you
That I've needed to rise from my seat
With some sheets of paper in my hand
And a feeling that all's not complete

My task is now to express our thanks
On behalf of myself and my wife
And the biggest thanks are due to you all
For sharing this day in our life

With special thanks to those friends
Who've come here from so far away
We are delighted to have you here with us
It has really made our day

With the formal ceremony now complete
At last we are husband and wife
To love and cherish but not obey
Each day for the rest of our life

You can't imagine how happy it's made me
It is truly a wonderful thing
And I''m feeling oh so very proud
To be wearing this wedding ring.

I'm told that a secret of marriage
And for us men a good rule of thumb
Is whenever you're wrong just admit it
And on the rare times your right just stay shtum!

To me Izzy is beautiful
She's understanding, gentle and smart
With a lovely sweet caring nature
That truly touches your heart

She's all that a man could wish for
A partner that's truly exciting
I could go on and on with such plaudits
But I just cannot read Izzy's writing!

Joking apart - on a serious note
I just meant every last word
And I'm now about to repeat it
To make sure that everyone heard

To me Izzy is beautiful
She's understanding, gentle and smart
With a lovely sweet caring nature
That truly touches my heart

She's all that I could wish for
A partner that's truly exciting
They're not Izzy's - they are my words
And it's definitely in my writing!

So now that I've made it quite clear
That my words were what I meant
It's time for a toast - so please be upstanding
All of you ladies and gents

It's not just a wife that I've gained
but a loving family for free
And I am truly grateful for the way
You have warmly welcomed me

Now I trust that my lovely Izzy
Will not feel uncomfortably coy
When we all drink a toast -
TO IZZY - MY NEW BRIDE AND JOY!

 

Oh Mi floof n fuzz dats wos jus pawsome JD !!!!

Now ifs yoo donts mind mee woods likes to say a few wordets

JD dude, yoo has made mi sista Izzy so veri happisome wee cannots even begin to describes how yoo has completeds her. Our lives got even better wen yoo entered her life, becos her is happier her is nicer to evryone arounds her. Wee nose wots a genuinely wondyfuls guy yoo is n wee is veri, veri proud n joyus to welcomes yoo into our mad famly. Wee is over da moon dats da Schnauzer-Jones’s and Da Ross-Walker packs is united bi dis most fantabulous union. So pleese wood evryones raise dere glasses to our UNITED FAMLIES

Lastly mee woods likes to Fanks evryone involved in makin dis day so speshul, Young Ernie doned a pawesome job as Ring Bearer

Da Beautious Bridesmaids

Mayzie

Bella

Boy dat girl can bust some moves

 

Amber

 

and Lily

Laydees yoo all looked so lushus wee is sures yoo will havs all da boys afta yoo’s now. Fank yoo all fur makin dis day even more speshul fur Izzy n JD.

A Huuj fank yoo to Sydney Marmaduke Goaddard  fur hims fantastikal Usherin skills

A sooper dooper Fank Yoo to Pip fur sendin such gawjuss blooms to da Bride , her wos so ova da moon wivs dem

Laydees Pip happily has joined us todays butt him is onli available fur sow dances tonites okays .

Lastly Puddles, yor service n reedin wos jus divine, wee nose yoo as a pawty princess butts yoo has anuvver sides to yoo wen it comes to yor preachyfyin. Puddles Yoo is pawesome Fank yoo fur such an amazin service.

Now dats all da speechifyin ova it now times to …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………   PAWTY