Weddin posty 3

Evry ones is reddy now

Da groom is neelin down

Hiro mee nose dats wos yoo, yor a veri nawty pup indeeds……….Bol

Da Bride sits

and wee all waits fur Preacher Puddles to start

Ahem da Preacher is somewots distrakteds……..Bol ! Oy Puddles wee is all waitin on yoo.

*Puddles Cleers her froat’

 

“Family and friends, I welcome you to dis beautiful day of celebration. - JD and Izzy – has invited us to shares in their declaration of lifelong commitment to each udder. We has all had da privilege of knowing JD and Izzy furst as individuals and then laters as a couple. We has witnessed our furiends love blossom. Your blessings, support, and encouragement, and furiendship is important to dis marriage, not only now, but in the days and years to come. Cuz heres in Blogville we support everybuddy furevers.
Amidst da turmoil in da world, all of life's struggles and concerns, it is with great joy that we pause to affirm the power of love. As we gather to witness the marriage of – JD and Izzy - we also celebrate the blessings we all cherish in our personal relationships. This ceremony calls us all to renew our faith in love and commitment to one anudder. “

A Reading from Preacher Puddles nows

Humans have never understood the power of Love, for if they had they would surely have built noble temples and altars and offered solemn sacrifices; but this is not done, and most certainly ought to be done, since Love is our best friend, our helper, and the healer of the ills which prevent us from being happy. . . . So ancient is the desire of one another which is implanted in us, reuniting our original nature, making one of two, and healing the state of humankind. And when one of us meets our other half, we are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy.
(from Plato's "Symposium")

Now Izzy please say your vows to JD

JD Mee promises to bee dere fur yoo frew unwanted grooming sessions, wet woozles n tummy upsets and mee will bee dere fur all da good fings too likes walkies on da beach, nommin on hoofs & antlers an wotchin sunrises togevva. Mee will lovs yoo fur all da good times n da not so good times, mee will lovs yoo come rain, sun, snow & hail. Yoo has completed mee, mee always felt somefing wos missin in mi life n da day mee met yoo mee founds out wot is wos dat wos missin it wos YOO mi darling. Mi life has nu meenin now wiv yoo to share it wivs mee n wiv yoo bi mi side. Yoo are mi soul mate n mee will lovs yoo until da end ovs time. Dis is da proudest n most happiest day ov mi life. Fank Yoo fur makin mi life pawfect.

JD now for your vows

Dear Izzy - from the moment I first saw FH I just knew - KNEW - I was meant to be her puppy for life. So I chose her and life was wonderful, especially because the MH she turned up with then chose my twin brofur! But I thought that was it - that I would simply be FH's puppy. And I was content with that - until I saw you! The moment I saw you I felt so happy and giddy and ooh so wonderful! And then you spoke and you were so cute and so witty and so compassionate and at that moment I knew - KNEW (as I had before) - that there could be SO much more! There could be YOU! You were - and always will be - the only girl for me! Every day I love you more. When I look at the moon I see you! When I watch the sun rise over the sea I see you! When I eat cheese I'm only thinking of you! When I snooze on my honkypuss I'm dreaming of you! You are my one true love and you understand that my bro' Max is also part of the deal with me! Today you make me the happiest hound in the whole world when you become my wife! I will spend my life trying to make you happy - your loving schnauzer, JD. xxx

Nows, it is withs da great pleasure to anounce JD and Izzy, husband and wife. Okays, nows I goes to da reception (finally) You may now Kiss Your Bride JD

 

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