Listen most careful

Now as yoo nose wee does likes to raise funds fur da most wondyfuls Cinque Ports Rescue  n wee has helped da Momster wivs da aukshuns on da facebark  Yoo can finds dem HERE ifs yoo is on da facebooky fing ) an da currant one does end on Satyday at noon GMT. jus fur yor infomayshun yoo understands….Bol

Now wee has also told yoo bouts Quince da Official Fundraising Pupster

Quince’s Dog Tag

Well Likkle Quince is comin to da Yoo Ess Ay an is goin so stay wivs Miss Mayzie !! How dids Miss Mayzie gets to hav Quince visit wivs her wee can heer yoo all ask , well it is veri, veri easisome.

All yoo needs to do is to pee mail da Momster at coyoteDOTugly2010ATgmailDOTcom an her will sneds yoo all needs to knows. It cost jus £5 Yoo Kay pounds or $7.58 Yoo Ess Dollys an yoo can pay dat bi paypal rite to da rescue.

Den wen Quince’s week wivs Miss Mayzie is doned she gets to mail Quince on to da next pawson/pup tis as easy as pie.

When Quince is wivs yoo all yoo needs to do is make a posty wivs photos abouts hims adventures wivs yoo an wee will links it to da Quince, official fundraiser for Cinque Ports Rescue Facebooky page so evry one dere can see wots funs hims is havin wivs all our fantabulous bloggy furiends..

SO if yoo woods like a visit from the most fantasmagorical Quince who has amazing wibbly wobbly timey wimey mojo dens drops us a line

Fank Yoo fur reedin dis

Lov

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy ( a proud Cinque Ports Rescue Boy ), Missi & Hiro da pestikal

Wordless Wensday

Comin soon to Hoooston.

Afta Hoooston Quince is off to Colly-Rado to stay wivs Mayzie…. where him goes afta dat is ups to yoo !

Weenie

Run Free Dear Weenie, yoo will be muchli missed bi so mani

Pleese ifs yoo has not doned so go leeve Miss Sarah & Mona a kindly word HERE at such a sorrowful time fur dem.

Oh Oh Her Has Doned It

Well Da Momster has gone & doned it , her has booked hers tickets fur da big metal bird to takes her to see her furiend in Houston, Da Momster has nots seen her fur 5 years can yoo imagine nots seein yor BFF fur dat long ? Wee cants imagine nots seein JD n Max fur dat longs.

Momster is gettin quite cited bouts goin tho n hers is lookin furward to meetin ups wivs Miss Sandra, Bella n Brinksey n da likkle two leggers as well as Mona , Weenie n dere Mom too. Wee finks it is most goodly hers is finally meetin her furst eva pibbles cos den her will bee even more undystandin ovs how whodyfulls pibbles is so its will makes her fite da ebil BSL evn harder !

Wee is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna miss hers n her betta makes sure her brings us some Yoo Ess Ayy nommables backs wivs her……………….BOL

 

Lov

Da K Krew

Wordless Wensday

 

 

 

 

 

Wee forted as wee has nots beened arounds too muchli dat wee shood reminds yoo all wots wee looks like……..BOL

 

Lovs

Da K Krew

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OKAYS Next Nu’s

Our Momster has a bestest furiend in all da yoooniverse, hers is likes Momsters sista an Momster lovs hers veri veri muchli indeeds. Our Momster BFF has gotted diagnosed wivs a illness n is veri upsets bi dis n so is Momster cos her BFF is soooo far away. So Momster is gonna go outs to see hers BFF veri soon, to givs her a hands n to takes her sons out fur some days out while dere Mommi rests ups an to hopefulli cheer her ups a bits. Guess where her BFF livs ? Her BFF livs in Houston !!!! Nots far from Miss Sandra , Bella n Brinksey !!!! So our Momster is gonna go see Miss Sandra n Bella n Brinksey & to say her hellos ( an ours too ) to da Fearless Five, hers is also gonna meet Mona & Da Weenie as wells. While wee is most jellyus dats her is goin to see dem all, wee nose dat her will bee spreadin our Kresty lovs to Da Yoo Ess ovs Ayy.Wee will miss our Momster butts wee nose dat her needs to do dis fing cos ovs da way hers feels abouts her BFF, her does lovs her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muchli as much as her lovs us so yoo nose dat is a heck ovs a lot don’t yoo ?

Aniways wee will bee looked afta bi our Popster n our Aunti Lyn so wee will bee jus fine n Momster says hers will skype us woteva dat is……….BOL

Aniways dat is da rest ovs our nu’s

Lovs

Da Kresty Krew

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Citing Nu’s

Ifs yoo checks out da Momster bloggy yoo can see wee all has beened sooooo busy butts wee can’ts let fings takes us away from our bloggy furiends fur too longs now can wee? Wee miss yoo all too much fur dats….well wee has some citing nu’s .

Pleese may wee introduce Quince, Hims is da Offishal Travellin Fundraiser fur Cinque Ports Rescue !!!

Dis is hims outfit fur pawtys                                   Dis is hims chillin wivs Missi’s beloved Kai

Quince lookin UBER KEWL                                       Quince wivs Kai n hims feline family

 

Dontcha finks Quince is jus da cutest little fing eva ? Wee bets yoo is wondring how dis likkle guy is raisin funds so wee will let Quince tell yoo himself cos hims is more elocwant den us. Wee is not a jetsetter likes hims is……bol

 

 

Hello  Blogville & Cinque Ports Rescue Friends, I am going to try and raise a lot of money for CPR but I can't do this on my own... I would love to come and meet people, dogs, go on holidays, visit your house, friends, come shopping with you, celebrate birthdays, engagements etc but to have the privilege of have my company, I would like a donation of £5 to CPR. I will than come and stay with you for a week or so and I would ask you to than post me on to my next destination. If you could post your stories and pictures on your bloggys , for everyone to see, that would be most fantastic! If you would like me to come and stay with you, please can you let Momma Tea know on her usual email address. Thanks again all my friends and hope to meet you soon. Love from Quince xx PS, £5 donation to be made via paypal to cinqueportsrescue@gmail.com, quoting 'Quince Bear' please.

 

So Likkle Quince is offs to spends a eek wivs JD & Max jus in time fur Max & his finace Twiggy’s engagement pawty den hims is comin to stay wivs us, so wee can takes him out n about wee will post da adventures on Quince’s offishul facebark page an on here ovs course. Not sure how citin our adbentures will bee butts wee will try. Wee is finkin ovs takin his to Canterbury Caffedral cos it is most pretti-some an Angel Molly luvved Caterbury, and down to da harbour where Angel Ronnii & Angel Ritchie liked to go. Wee fort dems wos two good places fur him to see. Wee wood lovs to see him visits some ovs yoo altho wee finks wee shood keeps him away from mischief makes likes a certain Doxie hoo shall remain nameless , wee finks hers cood leeds Quince astray don’t yoo ?

 

Wee will bee back wivs more citing nus tomorrow

Loves

Da K Krew

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Wordless Wensday , Kinda

Pleese keeps yor paws crossed todays cos Hiro is havinhims bobble-ectomy

Lovs

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy n Missi

Missi’s nuws

Ello alls mee has some mahoosive nuws to tells yoo all…………………………. yoo will neva guess wots ? ……………….. Mee has gotted miselfs a boyfuriend !!!!

Hims name is Kai n hims is a Crestie like mee butts him is a powedr puff so hims is floofy, hims is most gawjuss, kinds, sweet n loverly n mee does lovs hims. Now mee jus nose yoo will all wants to see hims so ere yoo go

Isn’t hims da most handsomes ovs boys ? Can yoo see how kissyball hims nosey is ? Coods yoo jus lose yorself in hims eyes ? Mmmmm mi Kai is jus wondyfulls. Hims can bee all skary n RAWRRRR too yoo nose, jus looks

Hims is jus da sweetest dinodawgysaur EVA !!!!

Now Kai does nots havs a bloggy butts hims is on da facebark so ifs yoo havs it go looks him up HERE

Hims has putted ups some veri loverly piccys fur likkle mee on da faceybark

Dese makes mee feel da luckiest likkle Cresty in da yooniverse to bee luvved so muchli

 

Mee dids dis fur mi sweetheart

Aniways mi furiends dats mi mahoosive nuws fur yoo all.

Lovs

Missi

Ohhh Wheres to start

Wee is backs n wee does nots nose where to starts now dat wee is ere…….BOL. Wee givs yoo a shorts run downs on fings fur now.

Okays Momster has beened to da pain clinics n dems changed her neds to stuffs dat akchewally helps !!!! Den hers dids go to Crufts n lovved its as usual, wee had funs wivs popster wile her wos goned. Hiro is gettin mahoosive n hims needs a bobble-ectomy reel soon. Momster dids runs a aukshun on da facebark fur Cinque Ports Rescue witch raised lots ovs funds. CPR hads dere furst puppies eva borned n dems is so cutes. Da Facebark aukshuns is gonna bee a regular fing to helps keeps funds comin in to help lotsa doggies like our own Ziggy. Momster n Popster havs hads da ebil lurgy flu-monia and it has mades Momster finally stops smoking Yippee. Wee has hads some snow witch wos fun. Hmmmm wots else oh yeah Momster 2 legger has been tolded hims is a potentchull fur Oxfords yoonivercity. Wee is still veri spoiled n much lovved.

Dat kinda catches yoo all ups butts one last fing is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WEE HAS MISSED YOO ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHLI

 

LOVS

Da K Krew

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Wordless Wensday

 

Hmmmmmmm Looks most familiar to us !!!

Run Free Deer Remington

Our goodli buudy has crossed da Rainbow bridge, wee now nose hims is in no pain n is nots sufferin ani more. Wee is sure dere wos a mahoosive pawty wens Remington dids arrives at da bridge.

Wee is so sads fur hims Mom n Ozabella n is keepin dem in our hearts.

Dere wos an odd fing in our housey last nite wen Momster wented to bed she gazed at da furst eva Crimo card wee eva gotted from hims. Life can bee most strange dontcha finks.

 

Lovs

Da K Krew

x x x x x x

OMD OMD OMD Yoo will neva guess !

 

It wos mi ( Uji ) barkday a couple da ova week n yoo will neva guess wots happened , mee dids gets a hooj pawcel froms da USA !!! Wells it wos not jus fur mee butts fur all ovs us butts cos it wos mi Barkday evryone dids lets mee open it. Dat wos soooo nice ovs dem, altho Hiro pest dids keep stickin hims nose in da way…..Bol.

It wos soooo kewl cos da pawcel dids smell ovs some sooper speshul dawgs yoo nose ! Yoo will neva guess wot wos inside …………….. go on havs a try cos yoo wont gets it in 87 million yeers.

Dere wos a hooj tin wivs oggie biscuits on it, now wee dids gets excitamagated so wee wasted no times in openin da tin and inside wos………………………………………………………………………………..

one ovs dese ! Wee dids nots nose wots it wos so wee kept unpackin and dere wos dis next……………………

Wee forted it wos some vet/dogtor type stuffs butts Momster sayd no it wosn’t, next out cam dese……………..

 

Hmmmmmm mee wos still not sure wots it all wos so Momster sats us down and explaineded.

Her sayd dere wos cookie cutter, a icing squirter an a cookie bakin machine.

Butts wee is nots allowed cookies wee sayd……….. Momster sayd it is not fur hu-peeps cookie it is fur DOGGY COOKIES !!!!!!!

WOWSERS wee wos not spectin dat ! how paesome now wee can havs our ownsome speshul cookies BUTTS hoo dids send it ?

So wee looked n dere wos a note it wos from ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

ZONA, PHOENIX, ANGEL CALI, MISS JILL, MR NICK, YOUNG NICO n BABY JENNA !!!!!

Can yoo beleeves dat ? Momster posted on da facebark ages ago abouts how yoo gets uch kewl fings in da Yoo Ess Ay likes da cookie machine fur dawgs cos wee dont get fings like dat in da borin Yoo Kay n Miss Jill must havs seens it n hatched a plan wivs Zona n da gang.

Fank Yoo all so muchly, its wos such a sooper surprise an veri well timed fur mi Barkday, wee is gavverin our ingredients n is gonna try its out hopefully ova da weekend if Momster feels well enuff, wee cants wait.

It reely wos so veri kinds ovs yoo n it dids meen so muchli to us all ( it dids make Momsters eyes leek  ) , wee is soooo luckisome to havs such AMAZIN, WONDYFULS, CARIN FURIENDS LIKE YOO

FANK YOO

 

Lovs

Uji

Izzy

Ziggy

Missi

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Hiro

 

A Plee fur helps fur a Crestie from Facebark

 

Dis is Karma as a pupster, her Dad Jeff dids writes dis on Facebark

 

I have a chinese crested (Karma) that is 3 years old and needs a home. I really dont want her to be put down. Here is the situation: Karma is overly protective of my daughters and wont let me and my wife near the kids without growling and perhaps nipping. The other item is the one of her eyes does not produce tears and we cant afford to have it taken care of. If ANYONE can take her, it would make my girls happy that she wont be put down and could keep an eye on how she is doing. The local animal rescues already stated they would put her down immediately. If you have ANY questions, please call or text me. 302-258-737six (Jeff) and I am located in Naples, Florida 34117 The pic is when she was a puppy, I could arrange any pics or facetime.

Ifs yoo nose aniwun dat coods helps pleese lets us nose n wee will putts yoo in touch wivs him

 

Fank Yoo

Run Free Deer Furiend

Wee has such heavisome hearts todays to learns our goodly furiend Rustyhas crossed da Rainbow Bridge. Pleese do drops bi and leeve hims famly some words ovs comfort ats dis most sads time fur dem, yoo can finds dem HERE

 

Run free deer furiend , say hellos to all our famly n furiends ups dere

Fryday Funnies

 

Dis furst one is priceless

Skary hodgeheg…………………….BOL

Wee can all relates to dis one

Looks ats dis face , how sweets

 

Dis last one is our fav one

 

 

 

Well dat wos diffrent ! bi Missi

 

Todays da Momster dids get outta bed n her gots dressed rite away ,  dis wos most odds cos her normally gets lounge pants on so mee nu rite away somefing wos up. Our Aunti Lyn came rounds wivs Joey likes normal butts den Momster dids put on da likkle pink kitty harness dats da onli one her cood eva find dat fitted me, den mee wos dropped into da snuggle sack and walked outta da front door ! Its wos freezin out deer mee can tells yoo BRRRRR so Momster dids rap her coat round mee too n snuggled mee reel close ……….. dis wos much bettasome. Den wee stoods bi one ovs dese sines . Wee stoods dere a while wen one ovs dese  camed along n wee dids get on it. It wos veri bouncisome butts wos warm n cosisome witch wos good. Wee gots off in da town n gotted on anuvver ovs da bouncisome fings dats Momster calleds a buss. Wen wee gotted offs dat buss wee wented into a store dat wos called

. It dids smell reelly nice full ovs aminal niffs n foodable whiffs, Momster tooked mee to see some ovs dese n some ovs dese den some ovs dese its wos most enjoyabubble dem wos so cute n prettisome. Den wee dids go to see two laydees hoo dids Ohh n Ahhh ova mee. Momster dids do some riten on a paper den her dids hands mee to one ovs da laydees !!! Do yoo nose wots her did next ? Her  dids leeve mee wivs dese laydees !!!!

Mee wanteds to shouts Momster comes back, dont leeves mee butts mee did nots cos mee is brave. One ovs da laydees tooked mee outs da back n gived mee a baff ………………….Oh da shock ovs it all. Dem dids den dry mee, shaves mi face n grooms mee n dem cutted mi paw nails. dem mee felled asleeps on one ovs da laydees laps dems wos sooo nice. Wen Momster camed back mee wos in mi snuggle sack bein cuddles under da ova laydees jacket. Da laydees told Momster mee wos veri goodly fur mi furst eva visit to da groomin parlour, den dem handeds mee to Momster n her jus huggled mee close n her dids sniffs mee . Her almost wents SQUEEEEEEEE cos mee jus smells sooooo yummisome now, Momster says mee smells deevine wotseva dat is.

Momster wos so impressed-i-fyed her has booked Hiro in fur next week n hims is gettin microchipped dere, somehow mee finks da Ginga Whinger is nots gonna likes it muchly…………….BOL.

So dis is mi befor shot

n dis is mi afta shot

Wots do yoo finks ?

Momster says mi face is even more kissaballs now …………..BOL

 

Lovs

Missi