Todays da Momster dids get outta bed n her gots dressed rite away , dis wos most odds cos her normally gets lounge pants on so mee nu rite away somefing wos up. Our Aunti Lyn came rounds wivs Joey likes normal butts den Momster dids put on da likkle pink kitty harness dats da onli one her cood eva find dat fitted me, den mee wos dropped into da snuggle sack and walked outta da front door ! Its wos freezin out deer mee can tells yoo BRRRRR so Momster dids rap her coat round mee too n snuggled mee reel close ……….. dis wos much bettasome. Den wee stoods bi one ovs dese sines . Wee stoods dere a while wen one ovs dese camed along n wee dids get on it. It wos veri bouncisome butts wos warm n cosisome witch wos good. Wee gots off in da town n gotted on anuvver ovs da bouncisome fings dats Momster calleds a buss. Wen wee gotted offs dat buss wee wented into a store dat wos called
. It dids smell reelly nice full ovs aminal niffs n foodable whiffs, Momster tooked mee to see some ovs dese n some ovs dese den some ovs dese its wos most enjoyabubble dem wos so cute n prettisome. Den wee dids go to see two laydees hoo dids Ohh n Ahhh ova mee. Momster dids do some riten on a paper den her dids hands mee to one ovs da laydees !!! Do yoo nose wots her did next ? Her dids leeve mee wivs dese laydees !!!!
Mee wanteds to shouts Momster comes back, dont leeves mee butts mee did nots cos mee is brave. One ovs da laydees tooked mee outs da back n gived mee a baff ………………….Oh da shock ovs it all. Dem dids den dry mee, shaves mi face n grooms mee n dem cutted mi paw nails. dem mee felled asleeps on one ovs da laydees laps dems wos sooo nice. Wen Momster camed back mee wos in mi snuggle sack bein cuddles under da ova laydees jacket. Da laydees told Momster mee wos veri goodly fur mi furst eva visit to da groomin parlour, den dem handeds mee to Momster n her jus huggled mee close n her dids sniffs mee . Her almost wents SQUEEEEEEEE cos mee jus smells sooooo yummisome now, Momster says mee smells deevine wotseva dat is.
Momster wos so impressed-i-fyed her has booked Hiro in fur next week n hims is gettin microchipped dere, somehow mee finks da Ginga Whinger is nots gonna likes it muchly…………….BOL.
So dis is mi befor shot
n dis is mi afta shot
Wots do yoo finks ?
Momster says mi face is even more kissaballs now …………..BOL