Mee Izzy has jus comed acks from seein Mr Anthony mi vet man, Moomi has beened worried bouts mee cos mee has gotted a enlarged sore lookin nip nip n da rest ovs dem is a its swolled ups too plus mee has doned a couple ovs tiddles in da house witch mee NEVA does n mee has hads some veri horrids fing goin on wen mee used mi poop shooter.
So offs wee wented tonites to see da loverly Anthony ats Barrow Hill Vets n hims hads a goodly looks at mee. Hims sayds its nuffin to worry abouts mee is jus havin a phantom pregnancy, mee coods havs hormonikal meds to stops it butts wivs mi epi meds n fings Moomi dids nots finks dis wos a grate idea n as mee is takin its all in mi strides wee woods jus waits it out. Butts mee is gonna go in fur a laydee-ectomy in March so dis does nots happens again. Moomi says mee has enuffs to deel wivs wots wiv da Seizure Monsta so mee can do wivouts seesons n phantoms fings too. Mee agrees wivs dat !
Uji wos soo stoopids wen hims founds out …. hims sayd mee has bein doin ruderys wivs ghosties
…………… some pups is jus SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dafts